Welcome to my Free Downloads page.......
First of all, I am not the maker of any of these files. I got most of these by e-mail and I have put them online because I thought they were funny. You are free to download any of these files and I hope you will enjoy them as much as I did. All files are zipped with WINZIP. I have scanned all these files with the latest ThunderByte antivirus package, so they should be virus-free. If you have your own virusscanner, I recommend that you scan the files again. One can NEVER be too sure.......
Have fun,
Patrick
| Filename | Description | size |
| abbageddon.zip | Kill all the ABBA members by hitting them with your car. | 1.36 Mb |
| att1.zip | Says it starts to delete all your files and keeps on making jokes about it. | 6 kb |
| puzzle.zip | Locks up your computer and changes your desktop into a sliding puzzle. You can only unlock your computer by solving the puzzle. (or by pushing the OFF button) | 127 kb |
| australi.zip | Turns your desktop upside down | 2 kb |
| bean.zip | Puts the face of Mr. Bean on your desktop. His eyes will follow the cursor. | 130 kb |
| dave95.zip | Try to hit Dave on the nose........ | 833 kb |
| holeinscreen.zip | Shoot some holes in your desktop. | 33 kb |
| meaning.zip | What is the meaning of life ? | 81 kb |
| piegates.zip | Throw some pies at Bill Gates' head. | 146 kb |
| seasick.zip | Enjoy looking at this beautiful girl. | 199 kb |
| xmasligh.zip | Decorate your desktop by adding some Christmas lights. | 10 kb |
| bc.zip | Enjoy this movie of Bill Clinton. Bill enjoys himself by playing a computergame | 3.4 Mb |
| crazy.zip | When you move your mouse to the left, the cursor goes to the right. | 40 kb |